On the lighter side....

Who would I be if I didn't get back to my ranting waitress persona? Here ya go Blake.

5 April Fool's Day Jokes that servers can play on their patrons (aside from the typical spit in the food that we do anyway)

1) "Sir, actually there won't be a bill tonight....someone else picked up the tab for you....HA! April Fool's!!!"

2) "Of course this is fat-free ranch ma'am....HA!!!"

3) Serving "virgin" drinks and seeing who starts acting tipsy

4) "You'd like a burger with ketchup only?" then bring out ketchup between two buns

5) "Como? No habla ingles aqui"


Have fun tonight guys, this is our day....